I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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