Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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