saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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