Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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