"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My butt remains clenched, sir.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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