Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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