I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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