whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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