So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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