he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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