4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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