operation harelip BJ is a go
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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