I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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