i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We talked him into tasing himself.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
