we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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