awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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