Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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