Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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