there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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