You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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