Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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