who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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