I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he puts the penis in happiness.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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