From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
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If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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