doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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