My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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