It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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