but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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