you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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