But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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