The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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