Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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