if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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