IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I pour the whiskey from now on
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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