How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
But break dance skills will only take you so far
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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