Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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