did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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