Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
