What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I am naked and annoyed.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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