BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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