I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize