I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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