What a fucking waste of an outfit
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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