YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I want to walk on stilts...naked
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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