we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Threesome in a minivan. New low
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
