: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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