She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You may now shotgun with the bride
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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