Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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