You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
