You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
