when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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