This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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