Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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