She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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